As I was busy in the garage painting my piano, I hear, "Mmmmm, a bee!" I look over and it looks like Calvin is eating something. So I walk over to him, and ask what he is eating, but he doesn't respond, I just notice some black wiggly legs hanging out of his mouth. I immediately start screaming, that's all I'm capable of doing when encountering, insects, reptiles and rodents (mouse in the pool story). And of course I am unable to touch it, so I use the dirty paint rag in my hand to wipe the insect from his mouth, only it wasn't a bee, but a big black beetle still alive and moving. Sick, sick, sick. I'm still not recovering!
