"Counting is dangerous." - Jan.20,2010 "I gunna cut you hair, I uh docker." - May 10, 2010
"Mom, you need yews makeup on." - June 2, 2010 in the a.m.
"I not uh dorl, I uh boy!" - June 9, 2010
"I don't want you to have a Chinese girl or a Spanish girl, I want her talk like me. I don't want her to talk Chinese or Spanish." - Jan. 31, 2012
"I think Thursdays should be donut day and we eat donuts." - Feb. 6, 2012
"Madero aways tinks I say votango (volcano) wong. I tell him I say it it white!"
March 19, 2012
After accidentally giving Will a bloody nose tonight, Calvin was supper worried that he was going to die...but then he says this: In very scared little voice, "I tink he is going to die. And if he dies I need to get a new dad."